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Things Adults Learn from Kids
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words “Uh-oh;” it’s already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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