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Things Adults Learn from Kids

If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.

No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still canít walk on water.
The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy.
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
Duplos will not.
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
McGyver can teach us many things we donít want to know.
Ditto Tarzan.
Pool filters do not like Jello.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
VCRís do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.

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