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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, 'Quit while you're ahead'?
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

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