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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
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If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
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If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called Portugoose?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?


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