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Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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Why do psychics have to ask your name?
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If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

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