Hatred Fun - Elevator 2

50 Things to do in an Elevator

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
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13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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14. One word: Flatulence!
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15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
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16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
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17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
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19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
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20. Meow occasionally.

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