Hatred Fun - Elevator 3

50 Things to do in an Elevator

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
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23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
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25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
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26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
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27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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28. Burp, and then say: "Mmmm... tasty!"
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29. Leave a box between the doors.
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30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

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