Fifty fun things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam.
The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake
up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work.
Turn it in a few minutes early.
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2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
secret documents!!"
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3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay
form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
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4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left
nostril.
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5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your
answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure
you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor
is.
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6. Bring cheerleaders.
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7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every
lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular
guy?"
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8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max
level.
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9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse
to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the
grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
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10. Bring pets.
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