Fifty fun things to do during an exam
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country"
and run off.
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12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very
small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If
you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first
one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
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13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
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14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head,
and nothing else.
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15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar
as possible.
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16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one
up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
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17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame
it on the person nearest to you.
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18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
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19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping
your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay,
be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if
they are allowed to stay.
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20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another
seat, continue with the exam.
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