Hatred Fun - Elevator

50 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
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3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
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4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
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5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
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6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
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7. Shave.
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8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

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