Boy walks in on his mam and dad having sex. Boy asks his mum what they are doing, and mum replies that dads stomach is so big, that she is sitting on it to get it down.
Just then the boy says, "Well that's not going to work, because when you go shopping, the lady from next door comes here on her knees and blows it back up again.".
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