My Wife
My wife she said yes but her dad
being a cynical b*stard, didn't
believe I loved her and thought
I was only after his money. So he
sent his other daughter around
while my missus was out, to try
it on with me.
She walked in
dressed in a mini skirt and see-through blouse and told me she'd
always fancied me.
She said we could have no strings
attached sex all afternoon. She
came over put her arms around
my neck and whispered in my ear,
"im going upstairs now, don't be
long I'm hot and horny, and dying for
it."
She walked slowly upstairs,
stopped, turned around and
slipped off her thong, threwing it
at me,
and disappeared into the
bedroom.
What could I do? I ran
out of the house and bumped right
into her father, "oh son-in-law",
he says, "forgive me, I doubted
you, you will want for nothing,
you will never have to work
again.".
I was stunned and
stood there thinking, thank fuck I
left the johnnys in the car!
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