The Head
Guys wife is about to give birth, so he goes off to the
maternity ward to meet the new young one, and gets taken to the
disabled ward..
He sees some deaf and dumb kids but
none are his.. Eventually he gets introduced to his kid,
who is only a head, with no body attached..
But him, being a loving dad, decides to rear the head like
any normal parent would.. He goes through the
happy, sad, elated, and etc..
Eventually the
kid reaches is 18th birthday...
So the dad decides to take him to the pub to have his
first taste of the booze.. He gets to the bar,
places the head on the counter, and tells fkn
bartender..
"It's ma son's fkn 18th bday, give him the
strongest drink that ya have.."
So the bartender pours him the strongest drink he has
to offer, and suddenly the head sprouts a torso.. The
dad, elated by the current events reckons to
the bardude, "pour him another.", and soon after he
sprouts arms.. euphoric and filled with
emotion, the dad reckons, "pour him another", and low and
behold the son sprouts legs... Amazed at the
proceedings the son decides to run out into the street to
celebrate his new found freedom, and gets run over
by a truck..
Moral of the story?
Quit
while your ahead.
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