How? What? Why?

What do you call a gay Dinosaur?
A Megasoreass

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Whats long thin and full of semen?
A submarine!

What got loads of balls and screws grannys?
Bingo

Why is the space between a womens tits and her fanny called a waist?
Because you could have put another pair of tits there !!

whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!!

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D's in his name?
Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar.

Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded!

Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat, but you just can't beat a blow job.

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