Insurance Claims
Things people have entered for a claim..

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble and my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I had been driving for forty years, when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.

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