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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice container?
Because it said "concentrate".

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.

What do you call the excess piece of skin around a vagina?
A woman

What's the difference between a remote control and a woman's clit?
A man will spend 30 minutes looking for the remote.

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