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Ya Mamma..
Ya mamma's so thick, she burnt the salad.

Ya mamma's so thick, she fell out of the window while ironing the curtains.

Ya mamma's so stupid she tripped over the cordless telephone.

Ya mamma's so thick she got locked in tesco's and starved to death.

ya mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she'd been mugged.

Ya mamma's so thick she sold the car to buy petrol.

Ya mamma's so fat her school photo was taken by ariel view.

ya mamma's so ugly when she was a baby, her parents tied meat around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Ya mamma's so fat her belt size is the equator.

Ya mamma's so fat, that when her mobile rings people think she's reversing.

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