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Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
8. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
10. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
11. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
12. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
13. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
14. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
15. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.
16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
17. Vacation time is something you roll over to next year.
18. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
19. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are on your desk.
20. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.

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