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For Sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs & large drawers.
For Sale: 4 poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Dog for Sale: eats anything & is fond of children.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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