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These are snippets of actual court case transcripts. Go ahead, laugh at the daft folk...

Q: did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A: no.
Q: what was he doing with the dogs ears?
A: picking them up in the air.
Q: where was the dog at the time?
A: attached to the ears.

Q: doctor, how many autopsy's have you performed on dead people?
A: all my autopsy's have been on dead people.
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