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When travelling on a bus, another bus pulls up beside it. Ant says, 'are we on this bus or that bus?'.
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Jamie was asked why his head was round, to which he replied, 'cos the sun shines on it'.
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On a quiz question, the question being, What does AM stand for in time? The answer given by topchick: After Morning.
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When eating prawn cocktail crisps, 'these smell fishy'. (crazypsycho).
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I asked everyone to name a cartoon, nicola said 'chucklevision'.
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On a pop question, askng nicola what a French policeman is called, she replied, 'A Frenchman'.
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I stretched, nicola said, 'your armpits need shaving.'. Am a bloke ffs lol.
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Someone mentioned they had keyhole surgery, to which nicola replied, 'is that with a key?'.
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Someone mentioned they are going to get a lukewarm bath. Nicola asked 'what do you mean?'.
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After a net was just taken out of the washer by stacey, she proclaimed 'its wet!' ...five minutes later jamie said the same.

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