On quizmaster, the question, Name Tom Cruise's co-stars are? ...barry answered, the polar express.
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At a sheffield McD's drive thru, sparks ordered a double cheese burger to be asked if he wants cheese on it.
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When Peter Schmichael appeared on the tv, tracey said, 'He's the best goalkeeper England ever had'. Er, he's never played for England lol.
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When asked if lily had an alarm clock, she went on to say, 'the best alarm clock ever, if i want to wake up at half seven, i'll bang my head 7 and a half times on my pillow before going to sleep.'. So, how exactly do you half bang your head?
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Barry was on about toilet waste from an aircraft, saying a turd would disintegrate before hitting the ground, how he worked that out we still don't know, but he's convinced he's right.
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Ben was tested on his football knowledge on the team he supports. To the question, 'What is the capacity of Old Trafford?', Ben replied, 'A mile'.
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Barry was asked what shoe size he wears, to which he replied, 'Green'.
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Jamie on hearing about a heatwave approaching later in the week, 'what time does it start?'.
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Jamie on pointing out a car, 'Have you seen that spoiler, it sounds like a rocket.' (a rocket is an exhaust), so how does a bit of body kit make a sound?
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When watching celebrity love island, tracey said, 'I hate that Lee Sharpe'. Ant replied, 'What that one on your t-shirt'. Everyone knows that le shark.

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