I like the fact that, even tho I'm in no condition to leave my chair, I can still pull women and plan meeting with drug dealers.
Wap is fkn awesome! I can't even speak or ... like ... do any other complicated shit, but I can still make inappropriate advances at the ladies if I use my left thumb to access wap sites.
Wap is a fulfilling way for my left thumb to spend its time.
Wap is fkn useless, I've still got to get up, walk to the machine and push 77 to get me coffee, i've still got to get up and walk to toilet when nature calls, and I still got to chase bastards down the road when necessary!
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