I like how they constantly make the warnings on cig packets BIGGER! like the problem is we haven't noticed these things are bad for us yet....
'these things are bad for you? Holy shit, I thought they were good for you! I thought they were full of vitamin C n stuff!'
You could put them in a black packet with a skull n crossbones on the front, call them 'Tumors' and smokers would be lined up for miles outside Co-Op going,
'I can't wait to get my hands on some of these! I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up!'
'But smoking takes 10years off your life!'
GOOD! Its the worse 10 - the ones at the end. Its the wheelchair, adult nappy wearing years. You can keep those 10 !
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