Smoking saves lives!
You know what the doctor is going to say?
'if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you.'.
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed.
I've got all kinds of cool gadgets waiting for me, iron lung, oxygen tent etc.
Smoking also prevents road accidents, when I dim the lights and try to run people over, they always see the glow...
'SH1T MAN! There's a huge fire-fly heading straight towards us!'
Smoking CAN be harmful. I once got beat up by a gang of non-smokers, I tried to run, but they had more energy than me, I tried to hide, but they heard me wheezing. Many of them smelled me.
(this view kindly donated by Stoner)
I have to agree with the above, especially the doctor comments, all smokers donate plenty of money to the health authorities via the high taxes on a packet of smokes.
The government are trying to make smokers quit. If this were to happen, there's no other way for income for health other than very high earnings tax which wouldn't go down too well. Other than that, a very good and fun view of smoking from Stoner.
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