Hatred Fun - Sales 4

50 Fun Things to do When Salespeople Call

31. Say, "I am so glad you called, I have been waiting and waiting to hear from you!"
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32. Answer every question with the phase, "I like eggs."
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33. Say "Don't you hate it when you get your tongue stuck in a door?"
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34. Tearfully explain "It's you, my long last sister/brother!" as soon as they identify themselves.
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35. Complain to them about how outrageous it is that you have to take time out of your busy day to breathe.
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36. Start reading them some of your poetry.
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37. Occasionally start singing commercial jingles.
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38. Suggest that the two of you get together sometime and go bowling.
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39. Go into detail about the government's plot to overthrow the universe.
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40. Ask them what they would do if there was a dead body on the floor of their living room.
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