Hatred Fun - Sales 2

50 Fun Things to do When Salespeople Call

11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.
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12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopstick.
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13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning.
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14. Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today.
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15. Describe your socks in detail.
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16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.
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17. Whiningly tell them that it is past your bedtime.
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18. Midway through the conversation say, "Oh no Phil! You've done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"
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19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes.
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20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
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