Hatred Fun - Sales

50 Fun Things to do When Salespeople Call

1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
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2. When they call back, tell them this is the devil's residence.
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3. Tell them s/he can't come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
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4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
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5. Start telling them your life story.
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6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live.
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7. Reply to all their questions in song.
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8. Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.
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9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house - preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.
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10. As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly.
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