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50 Things to do in an Elevator

41. Bring a chair along.
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42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see whas in muh mouf?"
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43. Blow spit bubbles.
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44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
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45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
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46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
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50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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