Hatred Fun - Bart

Bart Chalkboard Lines

1. I will not waste chalk
2. I will not skateboard in the halls
3. I will not burp in class
4. I will not instigate revolution
5. I will not draw naked ladies in class
6. I did not see Elvis
7. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'
8. Garlic gum is not funny
9. They are laughing at me, not with me
10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
11. I will not encourage others to fly
12. I will not fake my way through life
13. Tar is not a plaything
14. I will not Xerox my butt

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