Paddys Weight
Paddy weighs 20 stone, so his doctor puts him
on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2
days. Then skip a day and repeat this for 2
weeks. You should lose 5lbs'.
When Paddy
returned he shocked the doc by having lost 4
stone. 'That's amazing' the doctor said.
Paddy nodded 'I'll tell you be jesus, I thought I
was gonna drop dead by the third day'. 'What
from hunger' said the doc. No from all the
f****n skippen.!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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