Your as welcome as a fart in an elevator.
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Your about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
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One day you'll go far and i hope you stay there.
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If brains were made of dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
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There's no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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Hey, i know what sign you were born under, 'Red Light District'.
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If wit were sh*t, you'd be constipated.
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Your feet smell that bad, even cheese refuse to grow on them.
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Its mind over matter. I don't mind cos you don't matter.
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You started at the bottom, and it's been downhill since.
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You're living proof that a man can live without a brain.
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I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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If your brain was chocolate, it'd fill an M&M.
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I'm busy now, can i ignore you another time?
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I don't know what makes you stupid, but it certainly works.
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