Can i borrow your face for a few days while my behind takes a holiday?
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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You don't know whether to scratch your watch, or wind your behind.
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Your so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
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I'll never forget the first time we met, although i'll keep trying.
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Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?
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Are you stupid, or just possessed by a retarded ghost?
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I certainly hope you're sterile.
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Go fart peas at the moon.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favourate tv commercial is on tonight.
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You're so poor, you can't afford to pay attention.
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Mirrors don't talk, but lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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You're living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
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You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
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Are you related to fungi?

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