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Q: Aren´t fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU´RE NOT LISTENING! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they´re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not. When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans, another vegetable! It´s the best feel good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain the shape of whales.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! Round is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets and remember, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, chips in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming...

WOO HOO! What a Ride!

submitted by R. larkowski.

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