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You know your Not Cool if...

You find yourself listening to talk radio.

The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
You criticise the kids of today for their taste in music.
You call the police on the noisy party next door, instead of grabbing a beer and joining them.
Jogging is something you do to your memory.
Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.
You don't know how to operate a dvd player.
You have a moustache.
You enjoy watching boring sports such as golf, baseball etc.
You speak the Queens English.

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