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Benefits of Being Female
When you buy a vibrator its glamorous, when men buy a blow up doll its pathetic.
You can cry to get your own way.
Taxi's stop for you.
Men die earlier so you get to cash in on the life insurance.
You don't look like a frog in a blender when you dance.
Free food, free drinks, free movies etc.
You can hug friends without wondering if she thinks your gay.
You can hug friends without wondering if YOUR gay.
You know the truth about whether size matters.
You have THE perfect excuse to be a bitch at least once a month.
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