Hatred Fun - Exam 4

Fifty fun things to do during an exam

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
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32. Bring a water pistol with you.
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33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
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34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
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35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
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36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
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37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
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38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
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39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
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40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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