Hatred Fun - CV Meanings

CV Meanings

I Take Pride In My Work:
I blame others for my mistakes.

I'm Adaptable:
I've changed jobs a lot.

I'm Extremely Adept At All Manner Of Office Organization:
I can make my own coffee.

I'm Extremely Professional:
I carry a Day-Timer.

I'm Highly Motivated To Succeed:
The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

I'm Honest, Hard-Working And Dependable:
I only pilfer office supplies.

I'm Personable:
I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'm On The Go:
I'm never at my desk.

My Pertinent Work Experience Includes:
I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

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