A man went to a doctor for a check-up. He nervously waited for the doc. 'How can I help you?', says the doc. 'I'll tell you, but first you have to promise not to laugh."
The doc said he was a professional and would treat him like all his other patients. So the man pulls down his pants & shows the doc the teeniest, tiny penis He had ever seen. The doc couldn't help himself, he fell down laughing. When he stopped laughing he apologised for his behaviour and swore he'd b more professional.
'So whats the problem?' asked the doc. To which the man replied "ITS SWOLLEN".
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