Mary
Mary was a prostitute but her
granny who she lived with had
no idea of her profession. One
day the brothel she worked at
was raided by the cops.
Just
so happens her granny walks by
just as they are lined up for
questioning. She wobbles upto
Mary to find out wat shes
doing there. Red with
embarrassment she says that
this is the soup kitchen and
they're giving free oranges
today.
Granny wants oranges
too so she decides to join the
line. A cop seeing her in the
line up goes upto her and asks
how she does it being so old.
Thats simple young man she
says 'I just peel the skin
back and suck it til its dry',
the cop fainted.
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