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Mary was a prostitute but her granny who she lived with had no idea of her profession. One day the brothel she worked at was raided by the cops.

Just so happens her granny walks by just as they are lined up for questioning. She wobbles upto Mary to find out wat shes doing there. Red with embarrassment she says that this is the soup kitchen and they're giving free oranges today.

Granny wants oranges too so she decides to join the line. A cop seeing her in the line up goes upto her and asks how she does it being so old. Thats simple young man she says 'I just peel the skin back and suck it til its dry', the cop fainted.

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