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Xmas Eve

3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says, "You must have something on you that represents Xmas."

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle. St Peter lets him pass.

The Welsh man pulls out a set of keys, jingles them and says they are bells. St Peter lets him pass.

The Irish man pulls out a G-string. St Peter asks, 'How the f*ck do they represent Xmas?'

Paddy answers, 'They're CAROLS!'.

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