Xmas Eve
3 men die on Xmas eve, to get
into heaven St Peter says, "You
must have something on you that
represents Xmas."
The Englishman
flicks on his lighter and says
its a candle. St Peter lets him
pass.
The Welsh man pulls out a set
of keys, jingles them and
says they are bells. St Peter
lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G-string. St Peter asks, 'How
the f*ck do they represent Xmas?'
Paddy answers, 'They're CAROLS!'.
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