Little patrick asked 4 a bike 4 his birthday. His dad said " we'd get u 1 but our mortgage is 80,000 and your mum has lost her job." Next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks "where u going son? " Patrick replied " I walked past your room last night & heard u tell mum u were pullin out, then I heard mum tell u 2 wait coz she was comin too. I'm not stayin here on me own with an 80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike.
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