After using one finger to beckon a girl over and she comes over, 'I just made you come with one finger, just think what i could do with my whole hand.
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I want to see your love hole.
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I'll be your door, the door to your bedroom.
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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You have 206 bones in your body, do you want one more?
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Is that a ladder in your stockings, or the stairway to heaven?
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I wish you was a drum so i could bang you all day.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
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If i were you, i'd have sex with me.
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You might not be the best looker here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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