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how do you like your eggs in the morning?
unfertilized.
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hey, come on, we're both at this bar for the same reason.
yeah, lets pick up some chicks!
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i know how to please a woman.
then please leave me alone.
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i want to give myself to you.
sorry, i don't accept cheap gifts.
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if i could see you naked, i'd die happy.
yeah, but if i saw you naked, i'd die laughing.
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your body is like a temple.
sorry, there are no services today.
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i'd go through anything for you.
good, lets start with your bank account.
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i would go to the end of the world for you.
yes, but would you stay there?
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haven't we met before?
perhaps i'm the receptionist at the VD clinic.
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haven't i seen you someplace before?
yeah, thats why i don't go there anymore.
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is this seat empty?
yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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so, wanna go back to my place?
well, i don't know, will two people fit under a rock?
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your place or mine?
both. You go to yours, and i'll go to mine.
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i'd like to call you, whats your number?
its in the phonebook.
but i don't know your name.
thats in the phonebook too.
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so what do you do for a living?
i'm a female impersonater.
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hey babes, whats your sign?
Do Not Enter.

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