Number of rings you have, and there meaning:
0 - you're a tramp, poorpa, or you have no hands.
1 - you're married, engaged, or a widow(er).
2 - you are wearing a telephone, answer the fkn thing.
3 - you are a woman that takes it in all three.
4 - you're a mini-chav looking upto the likes of Shrek like Rooney.
5 - mid chav status.
6 - you are a gangster wannabe.
7 - get that kappa tracksuit on.
8 - are they fake or something? What the fk you want 8 for?
9 - yup, yours are all gold plated tin.
10 - proper chav, and junkies consider them as trophies, so be prepared to lose your fingers for them.
10 plus - you are an easy lay. Each ring represents each bloke you have copped off with.
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